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Total Medals Earned: 295 (From 53 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,345 Points

Earth Taken

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/460 points)

Alien Hunter 5 Points

Kill 8 Aliens

Kaboom! 5 Points

Blow up 3 cars

9 Millimeter 10 Points

Fully upgrade your pistol

Blastman 10 Points

Fully upgrade your shotgun

Gas Mask Max 10 Points

Fully upgrade your gas mask

Health Nut 10 Points

Fully upgrade your health

Hero 10 Points

Save 3 survivors

Pyro 10 Points

Fully upgrade your flame thrower

Scare Crow 10 Points

Kill 10 crows

Shhh! 10 Points

Find 1 secret area

SMG Bursts 10 Points

Fully upgrade your sub machine gun

Vandal 10 Points

Shoot out 10 lights

Alienator 25 Points

Kill 111 aliens

Biiig Badaboom! 25 Points

Blow up 15 cars

Hobo! 25 Points

Trash 54 trashcans

Savior 25 Points

Save 11 survivors

18 50 Points

Find all 18 secret areas

Murder Of 50 Points

Kill 50 crows

Vampire 50 Points

Shoot out 128 lights

Only The Start 100 Points

Complete all chapters

Effing Worms - Xmas

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/135 points)

Poor Animals 5 Points

Eat 100 animals.

Yeti Predator 5 Points

Eat 10 yeti.

Elf Massacre 25 Points

Eat 200 elves.

Spaghetti Worm 25 Points

Eat 20 flying spaghetti.

Sweet Revenge 25 Points

Take out Santa!

Maximum Destruction 50 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 25/44 (220/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 27/76 (210/1,200 points)

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Evolvo

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/175 points)

Evolver 5 Points

Evolve Once

Cheater 5 Points

Use a cheat

Easy Going 5 Points

Beat the game on easy

Medium Rare 10 Points

Beat on medium

Sushi 10 Points

Eat 200 fish in one game

Gourmet 25 Points

Eat all 76 kinds of fish in one game

High Strung 25 Points

Beat on high

Monstar 25 Points

Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )

Xpert 50 Points

Beat on Expert

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Feed the King

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)

Adrenaline Rush 5 Points

Perform a Danger Bonus!

Precise 5 Points

Perform an Accuracy Bonus!

Back to Work 10 Points

Wake up the Guard!

Expired Explosion 5 Points

Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!

Cakesaver 10 Points

Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.

Lifesaver 10 Points

Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.

Slowsaver 10 Points

Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.

Timesaver 10 Points

Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.

Fortune 25 Points

Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!

Adores Eating 50 Points

Eat 75 Cakes in a row.

Bird Collector 50 Points

Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.

Bonus Frenzy 50 Points

Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.

Picky Picker 50 Points

Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.

Space Buster 50 Points

Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.

Supreme Scorer 50 Points

Score 150 000 points.

Alienated 100 Points

Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!

Final Slam 2

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/135 points)

The Creator 10 Points

Create and Save a Fighter

The Fighter 25 Points

Win 10 matches in Arcade Mode

Complete 50 Points

Complete the Prelude Story Mode

The Champion 50 Points

Stay Undefeated for 10 matches in Arcade Mode!

Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 3/5 (130/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Hunt of HORROR

Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/250 points)

JOHNNY UTAH 5 Points

FIND 10 HORRORS

ONEY 5 Points

CONTINUE A GAME

POX POWER 5 Points

START A NEW GAME

JOUSTE 10 Points

FIND 50 HORRORS

MIDDLE FINGER RINGS 10 Points

UNLOCK ALL MODES

RICE PIRATE 10 Points

FIND 80 HORRORS

Secret Medal ????? Points

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LAZY MUFFIN 5 Points

CHEAT

HAPPY HARRY 10 Points

SCORE 8,000

MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points

BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)

MIND CHAMBER 25 Points

FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS

SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points

FIND ALL 100 HORRORS

TOON HOLE 25 Points

FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS

TOM FULP 100 Points

COLLECT 13 GRAVES

Internet Avenger

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/365 points)

Beat Mosaic 5 Points

Boss #1

Beat Netscape 10 Points

Boss #2

Beat Opera 25 Points

Boss #3

Error 25 Points

Crash the game... and your computer?

Beat Mozilla 50 Points

Boss #5

Beat Safari 50 Points

Boss #4

Beat Chrome 100 Points

Boss #6

Secret Medal ????? Points

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